I have no words.
Editor’s Note: I’m gone for a week and I come back to gay blenders. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.
That was wild
from start to finish
Editor’s note: Smut you can order from Archie McPhee!
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
what have you done