weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
IM LAUGHIN SO HARD
My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent