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Used to be my depression blog but I turned it into a humor blog to make me feel better.
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Apr. 20th, 2014 - 21 minutes ago - Reblog - 168925 Notes

cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

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Apr. 20th, 2014 - 22 minutes ago - Reblog - 16817 Notes

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

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Apr. 20th, 2014 - 22 minutes ago - Reblog - 264445 Notes

thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

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Apr. 20th, 2014 - 1 hour ago - Reblog - 43920 Notes

cuterobotdragon:

IM LAUGHIN SO HARD

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Tagged: #night vale 
Apr. 20th, 2014 - 1 hour ago - Reblog - 492 Notes

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Tagged: #night vale 
Apr. 19th, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 70594 Notes

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

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Tagged: #Harry Potter 
Apr. 18th, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 334404 Notes

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

image

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